Top 10 Reasons Keller Will Be the Coolest Geek in School

10- He already has his own email address (talktokeller@gmail.com)

9- His nursery was home to his dad's office and equipment, even while crib/rocking chair/and dresser were present. That has since changed at the behest of his mother.

8- His dad created an event on Google Calendar for his due date and invited his mother. She accepted, citing that she would be bringing 1 other person (she's so witty).

7- His first words will likely deviate from the norm and will most likely be "GoDaddy". So his father has a problem with buying domain names. At least he's admitted it's a problem!

6- He moves and kicks extra hard when any BT song is playing.

5- Come game time, the "Labor Mix" created for the hospital will be loaded and ready in the iPod. A little Trentemoller, a little Angels & Airwaves, some Armin Van Buren, a little Massive Attack, a little Bjork, some Mutemath... Hopefully Beth does OK while her husband is walking the halls listening to it all.

4- He already attended his first Birthday Massacre concert while mom was pregnant, but unaware.

3- His Grandpa Johnson is a computer programming and math teacher

3.1- His mom can't multiply her way out of a paper bag, so this nullifies previous item.

3.2- His mom keeps wanting to know the Google Analytics results of his blog so she can measure his popularity by page views.

2- At some point before he turns 2, his father will (repeat... WILL) sneak him to the barber for his first faux-hawk.

1- Look at him all cute in his Sennheiser HD 435s. *sigh* Makes daddy proud.