How to get cat urine out of the car seat after the jealous feline takes a leak in it like the immature 5 year old that he is

• Skin the cat (Lynch).
• Give the pelt to the other cat (Kaia) and make her soak it in soapy water. This assures that she understands the severity of her brother's actions.
• Remove padding from seat.
• Oh wait. First, untangle all of the hooks, straps, hoops, latches, buckles and soldering from the padding and the frame.
• Take the soapy water soaked fur and wash the inside of the frame.
• Make Lynch stand on Kaia's shoulders and throw the padding in the washing machine.
• Dry the frame with paper towels.
• Show Lynch how to use the hair dryer so he can blow dry his fur out.
• Give Kaia the sewing kit and lock both of them in the bedroom.
• Hope that Kaia can figure out how to work the needle and thread. But then again, that's not really my cross to bare.
• Re-attach all of the hooks, straps, hoops, latches, buckles and soldering so that next time we take Keller bungee jumping in our Volvo he'll stay attached to that seat.
• Post all of the pictures I just took of Lynch without his fur on his MySpace page to drive the point home.
• Have a sandwich

-J