Aug 26, 2008

How to get cat urine out of the car seat after the jealous feline takes a leak in it like the immature 5 year old that he is

  • Skin the cat (Lynch).
  • Give the pelt to the other cat (Kaia) and make her soak it in soapy water. This assures that she understands the severity of her brother's actions.
  • Remove padding from seat.
  • Oh wait. First, untangle all of the hooks, straps, hoops, latches, buckles and soldering from the padding and the frame.
  • Take the soapy water soaked fur and wash the inside of the frame.
  • Make Lynch stand on Kaia's shoulders and throw the padding in the washing machine.
  • Dry the frame with paper towels.
  • Show Lynch how to use the hair dryer so he can blow dry his fur out.
  • Give Kaia the sewing kit and lock both of them in the bedroom.
  • Hope that Kaia can figure out how to work the needle and thread. But then again, that's not really my cross to bare.
  • Re-attach all of the hooks, straps, hoops, latches, buckles and soldering so that next time we take Keller bungee jumping in our Volvo he'll stay attached to that seat.
  • Post all of the pictures I just took of Lynch without his fur on his MySpace page to drive the point home.
  • Have a sandwich
-J

3 comments:

Erin and Josh said...

wow...i'm exhausted just reading all of that! yikes... i just hope you didn't have to go anywhere with keller soon after the "incident".
Too funny... :)

by Beth said...

I'm exhausted too. Where does my husband come up with this stuff?
~Beth

Nancy said...

I don't know Beth....he's your husband :) - Nancy