"Hey Grandma ... "

So many possible captions for this picture...

"Hey Grandma... how many milk jugs did you have to knock over at the carnival to win that giant stuffed animal?"

"Hey Grandma... does Paramount Pictures know you stole the Curious Case of Benjamin Button?"

"Hey Grandma... how hard was it to hijack one of the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade floats?"

"Hey Grandma... how does Grandpa feel about you embracing another grown man?"

"Hey Grandma... if I were you, I'd lose the Empire State Building costume because King Kong is looking a little bit rowdy."

"Hey Grandma... Look! Our kid is recession proof - he hasn't dropped below the 100th percentile!"

"Hey Grandma... I thought we talked about feeding the animals."

"Hey Grandma...  if you hold reeeaal still... you'll probably pass out before he can hurt you."