Dear Heidi

I was settling in with my laptop for the night to work on my resume, portfolio, and hopefully find a promising job lead since I'm expecting that when I show up at our office on Monday morning, there will be a fleet of moving trucks out back and my key card won't work.

But apparently, I've got more important things to do for the sake of our readers. I apologize for shirking my responsibilities, especially since people appear to be counting the number of entries per month and holding me accountable.

Please forgive me Mrs. DeKorne. I will refund all of your monthly subscription fees immediately and hope that you'll consider becoming a loyal reader again in the future.

I'm just kidding Heids! But speaking of shirking responsibilities... aren't you 2 days past due for having a baby?

Hugs,

Justin