[ Overheard ]

• "Who spilled carrot soup in the crib?"
• "Hold this while I go throw up."
• "Did you give him a ba-.... we need to give him another bath."
• "I don't like him watching the TV. But at least he's quiet."
• "He doesn't fit in that one anymore."
• "Can I buy Use Somebody by Kings of Leon for his bedtime mix?"
• "No."
• "I'm glad he's ready for size 3 diapers since Publix brand is $5 cheaper."
• "Who's my big boy? Are you my big boy?"
• "Squeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaal"
• "Who are you calling big?"
• "What's that sm...... oh, it's your turn."
• "Can we get a second coffee maker?"
• "Yes."
• "How do we Skype them this smile?"
• "9 month clothes? He was born in June." - "Oh really? I think I was there Justin." - "I'm just sayin'..."
• "Who wants to sit with daddy while he approves locked picture?"
• "Remember when we used to go to Church?"
• "Can you please put a shirt on when you hold the baby?" - "Can you please make it less than 93 degrees in September?"
• "Did you buy Use Somebody?" - "Buy who?" - "Use Somebody" - "Some who?" - "ITUNES SAYS YOU BOUGHT IT" - "Well, if iTunes says it... it must be true."
• "Do you think the baby is bored?" - "Yes. I heard him telling all his friends that sleepovers should always be at somebody else's house 'cause we're horridly boring."