Deep Thoughts @ 1:35am

•   I would take a stork dropping Keller off in a nice clean white sheet compared to what I saw on the Discovery Channel any day of the week and twice on Sunday.
•   If he is born on 06/07/08, where do we claim our cash prize for achieving that?
•   What is a "meconium cannon" and why does it not sound all that fun?
•   Either way you slice it, the kid's gonna have crazy thick hair... and for that I am sorry. 
•   Are child labor laws enforced for being on camera when it's your own child? He's already slated to be in 3 short films by August.
•   Wasn't my baby-countdown widget at 167 days last week? Why is it saying 32 now? Oh dear Lord....
•   Will Keller know a world pre or post the G3 iPhone which also comes out the second week of June?  *Sorry for using the phrase "also comes out" so literally.
•   I swear if this cat throws up on our carpet one more time...
•   How in the good name of God is the Florida summer heat going to not toast him into a Keller-tot the minute we walk him out of the hospital?
•   He better learn to work a standard size keyboard with a quickness. None of this "I can't help log those clips dad because I can't hold ctl+alt+shift+4 yet" nonsense.
•   Is the tiredness I feel right now really going pale in comparison to that which Beth will feel four weeks from now as she single handedly feeds, burps, rocks, and changes diapers all through the night - every night?
•   Am I off my rocker? Yes.